The best cure for a dry mouth is a wet vagina.

radicaltoad:

or maybe try some water dumbass

(Source: girl-vs-sex)




jedavu:

PROVOCATIVE STREET MESSAGES BY MOBSTER




neptunain:

remember when children used to say “i know you are but what am i” bc never in my adult life have i found an incident where that phrase is more appropriate



Do not raise your children the way your parents raised you; they were born for a different time.


Abi bin Abi Taleb (599—661 A.D.)

Teach your child to not be prejudice, ignorant, and uptight.

(via disimba)

(Source: mangomamita)



Call your mother. Tell her you love her. Remember you’re the only person who knows what her heart sounds like from the inside.
wow this made me sad.  (via lovequotesrus)

(Source: pobredreamer)




(Source: gay4zayn)



benjaminhargreeves:

thedoctorknits:

i-effed-it-all-up:

im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story

all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying

SOMEONE PUT IT IN WORDS THANKS YOU

Hey kids this is a symptom of depression



bootyxqueen:

Stretch marks should be kissed not dissed




geekygothgirl:

Thank you, John Oliver, for taking down the “she’s someone’s daughter/sister/mother” thing at the root. I get the intention behind it is not bad, but seriously-my value as a human should not be defined by how my being hurt would affect my father, brother, or male partner. It should be defined by how it would affect ME. I am someone with worth and value independent of the men in my life, as are all women. We are not tangential sub-people who only exist as we are related to me, we are people. Full stop. 

(Source: -teesa-)




8carpileup:

bjkaling:

6 September 2014 (1, 2)

Wed, dammit