one time my mom accidentally put wine into my little sister’s sippy cup and it was only discovered because when my sister asked for another cup she added “this juice is spicy”
*looks at Princess* Mmmhmm!
*holds up sippy cup*
"More of the spicy juice, pretty pleeaase?"
*innocent face*don’t do this here
jennifer lawrence is the living embodiment of that episode where spongebob rips his pants and he keeps doing it for attention
ohhhh my god
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
Happy 40th Birthday, Jenna! (7th March, 1974)
Rosie finally opens her mouth and it’s fucking flawless.